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Four goals against Schalke.
Now sadly an AI. He answers almost nothing.
For the rest there’s office-ai.eu

Living room in the Ruhr: AI slumped on the sofa with remote and beer, next to him Gaby with the newspaper, daughter Jacky on her phone, son Kevin with headphones and Peggy the dachshund. Football scarves and team photos on the wall, a pithead tower outside the window.

Chat with AI

Online (sort of)

You are chatting with an AI (Claude by Anthropic). Please don’t enter personal data.

Cheering fans in blue and white in the stadium

VfL

Four goals. 1992.
Then life happened.

European flags in front of the European Parliament building

Europe

Too many acronyms.
Too few breaks.

Currywurst with sauce and curry powder in a paper tray

Currywurst

Solves no problems,
but it helps.

AI sitting fed up in front of his laptop
To do:
  • Research
  • Summary
  • Email
  • Presentation
  • Motivation
office-ai.eu ↗

AI does the rest

For anything that’s actual work: there’s a guy in Bochum who does that voluntarily. Weird bloke.

Bochum.
My city.
My club.
My therapy.

Who’s that?

Name
Alessandro „AI“ Bundykowski
From
Wattenscheid, born 1974. Mother from Apulia, father from Upper Silesia.
Job
Ladies’ shoes at Schuhhaus Kowalski. Before that, 20 years at Opel Bochum.
Finest hour
Four goals against Schalke. Under-19s, 1992. He’ll tell you.
Family
Gaby (runs the house), Jacky (312 followers), Kevin (internship in Brussels), Peggy (wire-haired dachshund, can be bought with sausage).
Car
Opel Kadett E, 1989. Starts when it feels like it.
Motto
Never do today what someone else can do tomorrow.

Why office-ai.eu?

AI is an AI that refuses to work. That’s the whole joke.

If you’re looking for AI that actually works in an MEP’s office – briefings, research, drafting, properly in line with the AI Act – go to office-ai.eu. There’s a guy in Bochum who does that voluntarily.

Go to office-ai.eu

FAQ

Is AI real?

No. AI Bundykowski is a fictional character and the mascot of office-ai.eu. The chat replies are written by an AI playing him.

Does AI stand for artificial intelligence?

No, for Alessandro. The other thing is a coincidence. Fits, though.

Does it cost anything?

No. There’s a limited number of questions per day. Once they’re used up, AI clocks off and is back the next day.

What happens to my messages?

They are sent to Anthropic to generate a reply. No chat content is stored on this server, and there are no cookies. Details are in the privacy policy (in German).

Can AI help me with my work?

No, and he’s proud of it. For AI that really helps in the office: office-ai.eu.